Awww…Valentine’s Day. No, as much as we’d like to we’re not suggesting that VD is on the list of STWC. We are suggesting, however, that the only day of the year where it’s acceptable to buy a giant .5lb Hershey kiss (Amazon has a 4-pack for you 6th grade pimps) has brought a few other items that have over-stayed their welcome. Why is it that Americans have a tendency to buy crappy seasonal candy that nobody eats (I’m looking at you, too, Candy Corn). These Pepto-Bismol flavored hearts have been out of style ever since they started going mainstream with lame quotes like “Get Real” or “Fax Me”…yes, they still print the “Fax Me” one.

Don’t get me wrong…the candy hearts & coma-inducive chocolate are WAY more appropriate than the anti-Valentine’s day gift Snuggies (think about it - individual blankets) — which I have a feeling some people might be getting this year. If you’re still looking for gift ideas, might I suggest making a pair of edible undies using fruit roll-ups…delicious and healthy! Or…if your Valentine wasn’t quite up to par and you want to let them know in true V-day fashion you can order a box of Bittersweets: candy hearts with all the phrases in the first picture of this post.

homemade edible undies

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Update: Meatloaf is in the lead?! We need some more voters! Also, don’t let this sway your votes…but if you’re a Family Guy fan AND Bryan Adams fan you won’t want to miss Stewie’s rendition of “Everything I Do”.