Ya’ll ready for this?

Knee pads?

It has happened. You’ve finally figured out how to dribble a basketball between your legs, can now make a layup over 50% of the time and you’re vying for the 6^th grade tri-county tournament championship. Hootie and The Blowfish just isn’t going to cut it.  You need that unique blend of YMCA and ‘Whoomp! There It Is’ that only Jock Jams can provide to pump you up.  You just don’t get spirit fingers with Only Wanna Be with You.

I can picture it now… The Starter jackets are piled on the bleachers by the door. You’re in the middle of taking off that yin yang choker and Michael sprints to the CD player to show off the latest, Jock Jams volume 3. But a squabble breaks out as Steven claims Jock Rock volume 1 will deliver the maximum pregame pumpage.

Let us know in the comments if you were a Jock Rock bench-warmer or Jock Jams sevey (that is to say 7th grader - for you D&D fans).

Me? Jock Rocker for life.

That’s it. Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey, Goodbye.