If you don’t know what Napster is, A) you’re an idiot and B) I’m surprised you even made it to our site from the tube entrance. However if you do know what Napster is, then you probably joined the app’s…
Bubble Gum has been around in America for almost 100 years, and it’s pretty much always been cool, but it used to be REALLY cool when we were like 10. I once spent the day after Easter at my family…
No. We’re not talking about that fat retarded purple dinosaur that likes to hang out with little kids all day and annoy the crap out of anyone over age 6. We’re talking about REAL dinosaurs. Blue Collar Dinosaurs. A hard…
Principals Are Cool.
Try to listen to this song and not think MJ Fox Johnny B. Goode Style.
I still remember where I was the day I heard that Mark Paul Gosselaar died in a motorcycle crash…unfortunately, I also remember…
Severe diarrhea containing mucus and/or blood. Sweet.
Although Lewis and Clark were pretty bad ass, one could maintain that they are STILL cool. However, STWC likes to keep the nostalgia within the last century (more inline with our reader base).…
Admit it. When you were out at recess doing your best grandmama impersonation, every bone in your body longed for a pair of shoes that allowed you to ‘Pump Up’ , do a sweet dribble move, then drive coast to…
“We’re making things with light. Lite-Brite makes them glow so bright! A steamboat, a chicken, a tropical fish. A lemonade sign or whatever I wish!” [commercial]
Look at that little girl. Can you even remember the last time you were…
It’s saturday night at 10:00 P.M. and you’re 12 years old again. You know what that means, bedtime and GooseBumps. (Fist Pump!)
If you lived within 100 miles of a Pizza Hut and you went to school, you participated in…
TMNT was the ultimate pre-pubescent boys dream. These “teenagers” got to eat pizza all day, kick ass, then hang out with a hot chick that they secretly wanted to sleep with in their awesome underground fort. Show me a 12…
