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Candy Hearts & Reader poll: Love Songs
Friday, 13 Feb, 2009 | 7 Comments
Candy Hearts & Reader poll: Love Songs

Awww…Valentine’s Day. No, as much as we’d like to we’re not suggesting that VD is on the list of STWC. We are suggesting, however, that the only day of the year where it’s acceptable to buy a giant .5lb…

When SNL was Something Not Lame
Tuesday, 10 Feb, 2009 | 4 Comments
When SNL was Something Not Lame

Saturday Night Live used to be cool. Heck, it even used to funny. Now-a-days the only laughable creations that come out are a few cameo appearances from J. Timbs featuring the only talent on the show, Andy Samberg. I’m…

Reader Beware: Goosebumps
Saturday, 7 Feb, 2009 | 2 Comments
Reader Beware: Goosebumps

It’s saturday night at 10:00 P.M. and you’re 12 years old again. You know what that means, bedtime and GooseBumps. (Fist Pump!)
If you lived within 100 miles of a Pizza Hut and you went to school, you participated…

The Starter Jacket
Wednesday, 4 Feb, 2009 | 4 Comments
The Starter Jacket

The day you decided you were too grown up to be practicing awesome Raphael moves, you needed something to display your maturity.  This item was the Starter Jacket.  You were now a 12 year old concerned with fashion and…

867-5309 can be yours…for $500k
Tuesday, 3 Feb, 2009 | One Comment
867-5309 can be yours…for $500k

The #1 posted number in men’s bathrooms everywhere, thanks to a 1982 one-hit wonder from Tommy Tutone, is for sale. If your name is Jenny and you’ve got an extra half-mil laying around and crave attention  (to the tune…

Smells Like Teen Spirit
Thursday, 29 Jan, 2009 | No Comment
Smells Like Teen Spirit

Good thing Kurt Cobain did a terrible job at writing pop songs (and trying to copy The Pixies). The Aberdeen, WA based trio started a music revolution with this anthem release from 1991.

Speaking from an awful personal experience…

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles….Turtle Power!
Wednesday, 28 Jan, 2009 | 9 Comments
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles….Turtle Power!

TMNT was the ultimate pre-pubescent boys dream. These “teenagers” got to eat pizza all day, kick ass, then hang out with a hot chick that they secretly wanted to sleep with in their awesome underground fort. Show me a 12…