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Stop! Hammertime.
Thursday, 19 Mar, 2009 | Comments Off
Stop! Hammertime.

Nowadays, Hammer might be doing Super Bowl commercials telling us that he’s trading in his gold records for cash and Vanilla Ice might be apologizing for what he did in the 90′s, but before MC Hammer was rapping sermons we…

Jock Jams: LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
Monday, 2 Mar, 2009 | 2 Comments
Jock Jams: LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Ya’ll ready for this?

It has happened. You’ve finally figured out how to dribble a basketball between your legs, can now make a layup over 50% of the time and you’re vying for the 6th grade tri-county tournament championship.…

King of Pop: Wacko Jacko
Wednesday, 25 Feb, 2009 | 3 Comments
King of Pop: Wacko Jacko

Dear MJ-
Nobody used to make fun of your pants for being too short, grabbing your crotch, or for owning 117 Arcade Games because your voice was going to be the answer to World peace. Too bad you are bat-shit…

Candy Hearts & Reader poll: Love Songs
Friday, 13 Feb, 2009 | 6 Comments
Candy Hearts & Reader poll: Love Songs

Awww…Valentine’s Day. No, as much as we’d like to we’re not suggesting that VD is on the list of STWC. We are suggesting, however, that the only day of the year where it’s acceptable to buy a giant .5lb Hershey…

867-5309 can be yours…for $500k
Tuesday, 3 Feb, 2009 | 166 Comments
867-5309 can be yours…for $500k

The #1 posted number in men’s bathrooms everywhere, thanks to a 1982 one-hit wonder from Tommy Tutone, is for sale. If your name is Jenny and you’ve got an extra half-mil laying around and crave attention  (to the tune of…

Smells Like Teen Spirit
Thursday, 29 Jan, 2009 | 227 Comments
Smells Like Teen Spirit

Good thing Kurt Cobain did a terrible job at writing pop songs (and trying to copy The Pixies). The Aberdeen, WA based trio started a music revolution with this anthem release from 1991.

Speaking from an awful personal experience in…