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The Straw That Broke Metallica’s Back: Napster
Saturday, 11 Apr, 2009 | 4 Comments
The Straw That Broke Metallica’s Back: Napster

If you don’t know what Napster is, A) you’re an idiot and B) I’m surprised you even made it to our site from the tube entrance. However if you do know what Napster is, then you probably joined the app’s…

Geocities finest: The Hampster Dance!
Thursday, 26 Mar, 2009 | 3 Comments
Geocities finest: The Hampster Dance!

The original is now only in our hearts, but we linked to a mirror so you can still  enjoy the best animated-gif-background-(completely-illegal)-song website known to the tubes. This here is straight from ‘98. It appears the hamsters went on vacation on…

Not The Mama! Dinosaurs TV Series
Sunday, 22 Mar, 2009 | 7 Comments
Not The Mama! Dinosaurs TV Series

No. We’re not talking about that fat retarded purple dinosaur that likes to hang out with little kids all day and annoy the crap out of anyone over age 6. We’re talking about REAL dinosaurs. Blue Collar Dinosaurs. A hard…

Stop! Hammertime.
Thursday, 19 Mar, 2009 | No Comment
Stop! Hammertime.

If baseball pants would bring World peace, these things could start wars.

Nowadays, Hammer might be doing Super Bowl commercials telling us that he’s trading in his gold records for cash and Vanilla Ice might be apologizing for what he…

Just In Time to See the Bus Fly By: Saved by the Bell
Sunday, 15 Mar, 2009 | 4 Comments
Just In Time to See the Bus Fly By: Saved by the Bell

Principals Are Cool.

Try to listen to this song and not think MJ Fox Johnny B. Goode Style.
I still remember where I was the day I heard that Mark Paul Gosselaar died in a motorcycle crash…unfortunately, I also remember…

Umbros: the anti-biker shorts
Tuesday, 10 Mar, 2009 | 2 Comments
Umbros: the anti-biker shorts

This is a guest post by Sports Kate, who has her own blog that is cool.
Once upon a time, I was an insanely dorky and awkward middle schooler. I had horrible bangs I was trying to grow out, never…

Top 10 Movies of the 90’s
Wednesday, 4 Mar, 2009 | 7 Comments
Top 10 Movies of the 90’s

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Below is the list of the top ten movies from the 90’s based on gross inflation-adjusted revenue.

The billion dollar blockbuster Titanic was shown for a near-month in my uno-screen hometown theater.
JTT was the voice of courageous but…

Jock Jams: LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
Monday, 2 Mar, 2009 | 2 Comments
Jock Jams: LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Ya’ll ready for this?

Knee pads?
It has happened. You’ve finally figured out how to dribble a basketball between your legs, can now make a layup over 50% of the time and you’re vying for the 6th grade tri-county tournament championship.…

You Have Died of Dysentery: The Oregon Trail
Sunday, 1 Mar, 2009 | 8 Comments
You Have Died of Dysentery: The Oregon Trail

Severe diarrhea containing mucus and/or blood. Sweet.
Although Lewis and Clark were pretty bad ass, one could maintain that they are STILL cool. However,  STWC likes to keep the nostalgia within the last century (more inline with our reader base).…

Pump It Up…and Air it out: The Reebok Pump Shoe
Wednesday, 25 Feb, 2009 | One Comment
Pump It Up…and Air it out: The Reebok Pump Shoe

Admit it. When you were out  at recess doing your best grandmama impersonation, every bone in your body longed for a pair of shoes that allowed you to ‘Pump Up’ , do a sweet dribble move, then drive coast to…